Well oh well, while waiting for official announcement of
another super transfer this season as we did at the very end of last summer transfer,
I just wanna calm myself with this super weird conversation (please people, don’t
be that serious with this one in order to let you afar from long term stress
and huge disappointment if the transfer couldn't be occurred yet by this summer ;p). So guys, here it goes:
Wenger : Hey bro, what are you waiting
for? Please give him to us soon.
Klopp : Ah, be patient a little bit
more my big brother!
Wenger : Come on, man,
the transfer window is going to an end very soon. And we lost some players for a moment due to injury. We need another player to support the
existing squad so badly.
Klopp : Easy
brother, easy. I just need the
confirmation from United to let our ex-player reunite with us at Singnal Iduna
Park.
Wenger : Oh, then, should I ask Louis to make the process faster then?
Klopp : I think
that’s a good idea. The faster he proceeds his move, the faster you’ll get the boy
that you want so so desperately.
Wenger : Ha ha. What a ‘bad’
boy you are. You will never regret it,
man. Just think of it as your investment
if you someday will come here to replace me.
Klopp : Me?
Replace you, sir? What an honor. But firstly
I have to fix things first here. I need to
strengthen my precious team before leaving it to another manager’s hand.
Wenger : Easy man,
easy. Take your time. I still have some
years here to pay off the 8 years without nothing by at least 8 trophies or
more before retired as manager and enjoy my life doing vacations.
Klopp : Vacations sound good to a man in your age. Well, good luck, big bro! It’s very nice to
have business with you.
Wenger : My pleasure. Wishing you and
your team are lucky too.
Klopp :
Oh ya, let’s do our best when we meeting up later at UCL’s group stage.
Wenger : Yes, of course
we should. Let’s meet up again at the top stage of that competition…with your
boy with us for sure.
Klopp : Oh man,
come on, that will never been easy for everyone, especially us and our
supporter to see him against us. But,
let’s see. It’s all up to him to decide whether he’ll stay or move.
Wenger : Let him be part of us as he
wishes. I already told you, you’ll never
regret it. And, please take it into your own consideration to join us sooner or
later.
Klopp : Yes, sir, I’ll take that into my personal
consideration. By any chance, is there any possibility to take another player instead of him? I think you understand my situation. He is one of our key player, he means a lot to us, to the team and the supporter. Letting him move will create a big missing for us. I hope you could understand.
Wenger : I did understand your position and the situation. But believe me he'll move now or lately at the end as happened to many of my ex-boys. In addition, I admired him a lot for long time and I just think now is the right time to ask him help us.
Klopp : Well..hopefully we'll get win win solution for him and for us.
Wenger : Thank you, nice to have a talk
with you.
Klopp : My pleasure, sir.
(Easy people, easy. It’s
very nice if it’s finally being real.
However, if it is not yet, let’s hope it’s going to be realized as soon
as possible. *wink*)