Just A Weird Transactional Negotiation between Two 'Compossers'

Well oh well, while waiting for official announcement of another super transfer this season as we did at the very end of last summer transfer, I just wanna calm myself with this super weird conversation (please people, don’t be that serious with this one in order to let you afar from long term stress and huge disappointment if the transfer couldn't be occurred yet by this summer ;p). So guys, here it goes: 

Wenger          : Hey bro, what are you waiting for? Please give him to us soon.

Klopp            : Ah, be patient a little bit more my big brother!

Wenger          : Come on, man, the transfer window is going to an end very soon.  And we lost some players for a moment due to injury.  We need another player to support the existing squad so badly.

Klopp            : Easy brother, easy.  I just need the confirmation from United to let our ex-player reunite with us at Singnal Iduna Park.

Wenger          : Oh, then, should I ask Louis to make the process faster then?

Klopp            : I think that’s a good idea. The faster he proceeds his move, the faster you’ll get the boy that you want so so desperately.

Wenger          : Ha ha. What a ‘bad’ boy you are.  You will never regret it, man.  Just think of it as your investment if you someday will come here to replace me.

Klopp            : Me? Replace you, sir? What an honor.  But firstly I have to fix things first here.  I need to strengthen my precious team before leaving it to another manager’s hand.

Wenger          : Easy man, easy.  Take your time. I still have some years here to pay off the 8 years without nothing by at least 8 trophies or more before retired as manager and enjoy my life doing vacations.

Klopp            : Vacations sound good to a man in your age.  Well, good luck, big bro! It’s very nice to have business with you.

Wenger          : My pleasure. Wishing you and your team are lucky too.  

Klopp            : Oh ya, let’s do our best when we meeting up later at UCL’s group stage.

Wenger          : Yes, of course we should. Let’s meet up again at the top stage of that competition…with your boy with us for sure.

Klopp            : Oh man, come on, that will never been easy for everyone, especially us and our supporter to see him against us.  But, let’s see. It’s all up to him to decide whether he’ll stay or move.

Wenger          : Let him be part of us as he wishes. I already told you, you’ll never regret it. And, please take it into your own consideration to join us sooner or later.

Klopp            : Yes, sir, I’ll take that into my personal consideration. By any chance, is there any possibility to take another player instead of him? I think you understand my situation. He is one of our key player, he means a lot to us, to the team and the supporter. Letting him move will create a big missing for us. I hope you could understand.

Wenger          : I did understand your position and the situation.  But believe me he'll move now or lately at the end as happened to many of my ex-boys. In addition, I admired him a lot for long time and I just think now is the right time to ask him help us. 

Klopp            : Well..hopefully we'll get win win solution for him and for us.

Wenger          : Thank you, nice to have a talk with you.

Klopp            : My pleasure, sir.

(Easy people, easy.  It’s very nice if it’s finally being real.  However, if it is not yet, let’s hope it’s going to be realized as soon as possible. *wink*)